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Rules of THE SPIRIT WORLD
"First rule of The Spirit World, you do not talk about The Spirit World.
Second rule of The Spirit World, you DO NOT talk about The Spirit World.
Third rule of The Spirit World, when someone says stop, goes limp or vomits, the night is not over.
Fourth rule of The Spirit World, only Red Bull (tm) and Vodka all night. Fifth rule of The Spirit World, one drink at a time; it's a marathon, not a sprint.
Sixth rule of The Spirit World, no pants after midnight.
Seventh rule of The Spirit World, the night does not have to end at sunrise.
Eighth and final rule of The Spirit World, if this is your first night in The Spirit World, go big early."
- Harlequin Fullback, Kregg 'Tyler Durden' Hyer
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